OOOOOOHKAY. i am DETERMINED to get into this chick’s knickers, and i don’t care how many times i have to play it. seriously though, real girls aren’t THIS difficult. i can do everything without failing but eat dinner with her! no matter how i try to moderate each activity (eat, drink wine, talk) i KEEP losing because i’m either “being a pig” and not talking enough, or i’m talking so much it’s making it hard for her to eat (as if listening to me would hamper her chewing abilities. pfffft!). SERIOUSLY what is the secret with eating? Even when i do talk-eat-talk-drink….so they’re even i still get shot down. why is it easier to get this chick to take her pants off in the park to show off her gymnastic skills in her underwear than to get through a meal?
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Why won’t she love me?!
Why won’t she love me?!
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