The First Eskimos
Eskimo Chief: “Well, we've been walking a while. This looks as good a place as any to settle down.
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Eskimo: “Really? There are no trees or anything and it's freezing. It's just ice everywhere.
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Eskimo Chief: “Yup. Pretty good.
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Eskimo: “What will we eat?
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Eskimo Chief: “Ummm....whale, I guess? Yeah, whale. I saw one a few days ago.
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Eskimo: “What if there are no whales at some point?
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Eskimo Chief: “HA! No whales. Get a load of this guy. Anyways, who wants to be in charge of building houses out of ice?”