Reminds me of Debbie Downer
Neighbor: “I thought you were lactose intolerant? How come you've got pizza?
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Me: “I am lactose intolerant, that's true. But Lactaid works pretty well for stuff like pizza.
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Neighbor: “Wait, they make pills for that?
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Me: “Yeah, they pretty much make pills for everything these days.
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Neighbor: “You know what they don't make pills for? Cancer.
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Me: “Touché.”